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This relaxed cotton tee carries a cheeky, laid-back attitude — a small flaming panda clutching a cannabis leaf alongside bold type that reads an irreverent one-liner. It feels like the shirt you reach for when you want to be playful and a little rebellious without trying too hard. The medium-weight cotton holds print detail crisply while keeping the fit breathable and easy: wear it on slow afternoons at a backyard hangout, at low-key gatherings with friends, or when you’re winding down and want something comically honest to wear. The clean white canvas makes the colors pop — the flames and panda graphic read bright and slightly vintage, giving the tee an offbeat, streetwise vibe that pairs well with worn denim, skater sneakers, or a cozy hoodie layered over it.
Made from durable, ethically sourced cotton with a classic crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances quality and personality. The design’s printing methods preserve fine details across the front and sleeve, so the image stays sharp after many washes. It’s for people who favor humor and low-key counterculture style in everyday life.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, classic silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for crisp, detailed front and sleeve artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Too F***ing Stoned To Deal Bear T-Shirt
$20.00
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$20.00
Regular price
Made from durable, ethically sourced cotton with a classic crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances quality and personality. The design’s printing methods preserve fine details across the front and sleeve, so the image stays sharp after many washes. It’s for people who favor humor and low-key counterculture style in everyday life.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, classic silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for crisp, detailed front and sleeve artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean